Loves to make sandwiches (or is willing to learn)
Financial compensation is not a top priority
Is not claustrophobic
Does not have basement-related allergies, phobias, or anxieties
Not likely to be reported missing by family or friends
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You don’t have to knock others down and scratch and claw and fight your way to the front of the line to work for me my friend. You’re already a highly-regarded candidate for a position here there.
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Perhaps there’s a position you could fill on another floor, so if you like, I could put in a good word for you . . .
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