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Remember when I called off our divorce last week? Guess what, it’s back on now, Lady! Pack your trash, you’re OUT OF HERE! Grrrrrrr.
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It’s vegan? (She wants me dead, folks! You’re all my witnesses!)
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It’s optional.
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Your entire DNA is error-filled!
I can’t run around chasing you all over the entire internet, I am a busy man! The geo-mapping and search project in Minnesota calls me away for days at a time, avocados flood our grocery stores unabated, mayonnaise is being mass-produced at the peril of known civilization, Aussies smuggle Vegemite out of their country all the time, I have a Harem to run, there is a basement that needs constant inspections, I still haven’t discovered why sandwich quotas were off .000056431% this past year, COVID has a shipment of high-grade knockoff tildes languishing in a possibly illegal port in Singapore, someone used both a double negative and a dangling participle in the same sentence while also putting quotation marks for an apostrophe, the price of massage oils has practically doubled since Harris-Biden took office, CarbonProduct still hasn’t taken the bait to return here full time, a new neighbor moved on down the block February 1st and I haven’t met her yet, and you expect me to worry about the little hill of beans that you represent to me here? Get a grip, man, come to your senses! Priorities, I say, PRIORITIES! Grrrrrrr.
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You and I shouldn’t fight so much; people will think we’re married to each other.
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