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Oh! My sunglasses just fell off and got crushed under both of our feet, but who cares? Sunglasses can be replaced. Where were we?
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But everybody knows that x-ray vision glasses are fake! I didn’t see a thing I wasn’t supposed be see!
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ALL so-called “x-ray vision” glasses are fake man!! The people who sell them just want money, which is why they target horny 14-year-old boys in their advertising!
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I know, right? Personally, I never get horny any more than I did when I was 14 years old. Of course, I never get any horny any less than I did when I was 14 years old either.
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LOLOLOLOL!
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I am a non-drinker.
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