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Why would you knock my glasses to the ground and crush them underfoot?

 

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Posted - February 25, 2021
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  • 8214
    I would not do such a thing.  I'd put my arm around you, kiss you on the cheek and ask you to calm down.  Everything is ok.....(((((((hugs))))))
      February 25, 2021 12:31 PM MST
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  • 53528

    Oh! My sunglasses just fell off and got crushed under both of our feet, but who cares? Sunglasses can be replaced. Where were we?




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      February 25, 2021 1:34 PM MST
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  • 8214
    We were tip toeing through the two lips.  lala la  :  )
      February 25, 2021 3:29 PM MST
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  • 53528

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      February 25, 2021 4:56 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Yikes, Oh yeah!
      February 25, 2021 5:15 PM MST
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  • 13395
    You were looking at my gal with those x-ray vision glasses.
      February 25, 2021 1:13 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      But everybody knows that x-ray vision glasses are fake! I didn’t see a thing I wasn’t supposed be see!

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    This post was edited by Randy D at February 25, 2021 5:16 PM MST
      February 25, 2021 1:42 PM MST
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  • 13395
    They were fake? Sorry, bout that. I think you needed a new pair anyway because those ones looked pretty cheap,
      February 25, 2021 2:27 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      ALL so-called “x-ray vision” glasses are fake man!! The people who sell them just want money, which is why they target horny 14-year-old boys in their advertising!
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      February 25, 2021 2:45 PM MST
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  • 13395
    As if fourteen year olds boys are the only ones who are horny!
      February 25, 2021 4:14 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      I know, right? Personally, I never get horny any more than I did when I was 14 years old. Of course, I never get any horny any less than I did when I was 14 years old either.




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      February 25, 2021 4:54 PM MST
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  • 8214
    No wonder her pants are all ripped up. 
      February 25, 2021 5:16 PM MST
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  • 53528

    LOLOLOLOL!

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      February 25, 2021 7:46 PM MST
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  • 8214
    hahahahahaHAHAHAHA
      February 25, 2021 3:32 PM MST
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  • 551
    I would only do that if you were a borderline alcoholic and had a glass of brandy in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

    If you were a full alcoholic, I would accept that you were beyond redemption. 
      March 2, 2021 9:33 AM MST
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  • 53528

     

      I am a non-drinker. 
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      March 2, 2021 10:32 AM MST
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  • 551
    I was just being facetious. The serious answer is: "No, because you're not Woody Allen!" 

    Er . . . I've just been on Youtube trying to find the scene in "Take the Money and Run" where the judge crushes Woody Allen's eyeglasses after pronouncing sentence on him, but it's nowhere to be found. But I think I will re-watch the movie if I can get it on DVD or Amazon Prime. So thank you for reminding me of its existence.
      March 2, 2021 11:31 AM MST
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