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Hey, wait . . . I’m extremely vulnerable and unfocused!
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Lol!
(That may not work; don’t you realize that all I’m going to do is stockpile more questions? Wait, that’s a question, isn’t it? Can’t you see that it’s starting already?)
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That’s exactly why I should stay in the group, right?
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(((But the ladies here show so much potential! Look, they’re a little damaged, seeking help, kind of scatter-brained, lacking direction in life, kind of needy . . . in other words, perfect candidates! This is the best place to find them. Wait, I have to go now; the facilitator is asking the new one in the beige skirt for her backstory. I’ve had my eye on her since she arrived.)))
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