Search patterns for a particular “target” in Minnesota.
My acumen on the Grammar Police Force (especially in the absence of my partner Stu.)
The electronic security system downstairs at the cells workstations in the sandwich-makers’ dungeon rest area.
The tilde inventory.
The Harem’s nightly rotation schedule . (This one is especially important: if I leave it to them to work it out on their own, the cattiness involved in scratching one’s way to Nightly #1 can get downright cruel.)
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