I don't care, Japheth! I am NOT pulling this ark over. You either hold it until we get there, or use a ceramic bottle. I gave you one job - build a bathroom. But did you do it? Nooooooo... you just sat around playing that stupid sand game! So THIS is what you get!
Shem! Ham! What have I told you two about trying to pee out the windows? There will be NO peeing contests on this ark! Do you understand? I swear, I don't know how your wives put up with you!
Ham!! What did-what did I just say?! Get down from the girafe, pull up your pants and go clean out the camel area. RIGHT NOW! (47 yeas old and he still acts like a two year old!) Oh great! Now look what yo did! You stated all the animals peeing - again! Floods on the outside, floods on the inside.... so help me...!!!! Um... honey? Where are the rags I asked you to bring?
Shuhak 