"Officer D, I would of followed the speed limit sign if I'd seent it! Ain't you got no heart? My Daddy/Uncle done shooted his toe clean off and his tractor broke down so he ain't got a way to the hospital."
“Savvy Daisy Mae, iffen yo’re trine ta tripp me uppen ketch me in sum kine uf trap, hit jes’ haint gunna werk! Ah kno yer tipe, yu’uns kint grab aholt o’ sum1 likkens me’uns! Now git!”