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(Humorous answers, please.) What would prompt Randy D to call the Grammar Police?

 

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Posted - March 24, 2021
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  • 10557
    Misplacing your modifier  (wait.. wait.. wait.. I know its around here somewhere)

    Seeing a participle dangle  (hold your horses, dude, she's part of an acrobatic act),

    An exclamation mark with bad posture (and he'd never even question it).

    Helium (He just cant stand a double negative!)
      March 24, 2021 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    You seen it, but have you seent it? 

    "Officer D, I would of followed the speed limit sign if I'd seent it! Ain't you got no heart? My Daddy/Uncle done shooted his toe clean off and his tractor broke down so he ain't got a way to the hospital."
      March 24, 2021 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 53367

     “Savvy Daisy Mae, iffen yo’re trine ta tripp me uppen ketch me in sum kine uf trap, hit jes’ haint gunna werk! Ah kno yer tipe, yu’uns kint grab aholt o’ sum1 likkens me’uns! Now git!”


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      March 24, 2021 7:16 PM MDT
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  • 10684
    To give them a few pointers.
      March 25, 2021 9:35 AM MDT
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  • 17562
    The need for reinforcements.  I've gotten close before.
      March 25, 2021 11:44 AM MDT
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