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OK, I’m on my phone and I’m watching you watch me again. I’m standing by the shower now, so judging by the angle I appear on your screen...Oh! There it is! That was a particularly hard one to find.
*turns off lights in bathroom*
*holds iPhone flashlight up to camera*
*turns on iPhone flashlight*
Look at that, your hidden camera made a popping noise. Now there’s smoke coming from it.
My eyes, my eyes! Oh, the burning, the pain, the piercing stabs of light frying my retinas! As soon as I heal and regain my eyes, I’ll get you for this, Livvie, and that goes for your little dog too! Grrrrrrr. 
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Hold on, I can’t see my surveillance charts. The emergency room intern says that in about a week I should be able to distinguish colors or say how many fingers someone is holding up. Grrrrrrr.
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Wait, what?
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Livvie 