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Randy D

Do you think a uniform from the Subway Sandwich Chain is just as alluring as skimpy lingerie?

 

  If so, you might have a fanatic outlook toward sandwiches. Please seek psychiatric help immediately.  (But please don’t mention my name when you get there. I don’t want to be mixed up in that weirdness.  Grrrrrrr.)

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Posted - April 22, 2021
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  • 7795
    You or anybody else need to get laid STAT!!! Thoughts like this are a precursor to sexual deviancy or something like that.
      April 22, 2021 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    It would if the girls were 18 and older.
      April 23, 2021 8:23 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      It seems to me that in general, it’s women who are 18 years old or older, not girls. 


    :|

      April 23, 2021 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    Buddy, at my age any women under 40 is a girl.
      April 23, 2021 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      That’s not always a respectful or appropriate way to refer to them, regardless of what your age is. Alternatively, does your stance mean that you refer to all men younger than you as boys?

      April 23, 2021 10:42 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    Under 25 for men. The 40 for women was kind of a joke. My daughter is 40 and she still calls herself 'daddy's little girl'.
      April 23, 2021 1:45 PM MDT
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  • The way my sandwich artist seductively lathers herself in chipotle mayo makes it not matter what she's wearing. 
      April 23, 2021 12:10 PM MDT
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  • 53526
      April 23, 2021 3:45 PM MDT
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  • Rule 34 of the Internet:  If it exists, there's a porn version of it.

    An online community of people who love Subway uniforms probably exists.
      April 24, 2021 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Lol!
      Rule 34 is spot on!
      ~

      April 24, 2021 4:05 PM MDT
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