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How do we get almond milk? Do they have tiny udders? Who milks them?

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Posted - May 18, 2021
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  • 13395
    You don't actually milk almonds; they squirt. It's called nut juice.
      May 18, 2021 8:36 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    I hope Welby reads this.
      May 18, 2021 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    People with vewy, vewy tiny hands milk them.
      May 18, 2021 8:44 AM MDT
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