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Guess what trump is going to do before he dies to insure that his rallies will go on forever after in the hereafter?

His crypt/tomb/mausoleum will be the largest ever built in the history of the world. Why so large? So all of his adoring worshipperes will be buried with him. To insure they will always remain close and present and available.

Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard?

Now it will have to house the 74 million who who voted for him in 2020. Maybe a state should give up its identity and turn itself over to have that tomb built upon it? Which state is the trumpiest state?

Doesn't it sound grand and comforting knowing their (your?) futures are secure for eternity? And there will never be a day when they are away from trump. Not a minute. Not a second. He will be omnipresent in their lives after they're dead...so to speak...as it were.

Posted - May 25, 2021

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  • 11105
    Well whoever builds it better get paid in advance Trump didn't honour his debts well he was alive so I'm sure his idea of resting in peace would be knowing he stiffed the people that built his tomb. Cheers!
      May 25, 2021 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 113301
    Absolutely true. But his adoring worshippers are all sheeple who adore being taken by him. He knows it. They know it. IS EVERYBODY HAPPY? Thank you for your reply Nanoose! Born to a cheapskate deadbeat dad he mirrored that his entire life very proudly. :(
      May 26, 2021 5:45 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    He would have to foot a pretty large bill, based on the Top 10:

    10 Most Famous & Expensive Tombs in the World (thrillinside.com)

    My favorite is the 3rd largest.
      May 25, 2021 10:38 AM MDT
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  • 113301
    The trump wouldn't pay for it Walt. He never pays for anything. He'd get all 74 million of adoring worshippers to kick in to cover it. They would. They will do anything say anything pay anything. They are besotted with him. I didn't click on the link yet but I will and I thank you for providing it. After I read I'll tell you which is my fave! Maybe we share faves! Here I go! :)
    Okey dokey! I LIKE SIMPLICITY! I do not go for ornate at all personally. So of course that leaves me with the most expensive and most simple! A PYRAMID! This post was edited by RosieG at May 26, 2021 2:54 AM MDT
      May 26, 2021 2:31 AM MDT
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