A. Small table-top model
B. Rickety $14.99 special from Mal-Mart, with the spindly legs and rust-prone body
C. Sturdy $200 propane model
D. Brick & mortar backyard edifice complete with canopy and hooked up to the house’s electrical system and is so big that it takes up enough space for a spare bedroom
E. Some kind of indoor model
F. Other
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