“Some names have been changed to protect the innocent Randolph D Randall.” Is your name one of them?

  Oh! Well, in that case, here at the Archives Division will need your true and legal name, along with all of your other biographical information, in order to eliminate the possibility that you’re on his side. [This post was NOT submitted by Randy D himself.]

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  Oh, believe me, you’re already on so many of them that a few more will just seem like a drop in the bucket . . .

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  Grrrrrrr. 

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