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*Ring ring, ring ring.
”Hello, am I speaking with the lady known as Just Asking? Good, you’re the exact person with whom I need to speak. Listen, I’m going to keep my identity under wraps, and as soon as I tell you this, I’m sure you’ll understand why that’s necessary. I’m calling to inform you of the indiscretions of one Professor Element 99, your paramour, I believe is the adequate terminology. He’s made a pass at a young lady recently . . . ”
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