Every time I’ve tried to get out of bed this morning, there’s yet ANOTHER notification here, and I have to open it.

  
  Then, after reading the new answer or comment or private message, or searching for which of my posts received a “Like”, I’m either replying or searching for a photo or gif or creating a meme or some other such nonsense, and by the time I finish that, even more new notifications are waiting for me!

  What are you people trying to do to me, keep me trapped in one place all morning long? Grrrrrrrr.

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