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What are three different situations in which you would not let a person* sit on your lap?

 

  *Three different persons or three different types of persons in each of the three situations.
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Posted - June 20, 2021
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  • 10636
    * Using the toilet (ahem)

    * Taking the DMV drivers test (it costs you 3 points)

    * While standing (Look, I'm going to tell you this one more time... I don't HAVE a lap when I'm standing!  So STOP trying to sit on it!!!!)
      June 20, 2021 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      Wow, you’ve denied me two of my favorite things to do with you. I’m calling a divorce lawyer.
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      June 20, 2021 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    Still can't pass that test, huh.
      June 20, 2021 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 44607
    If she was my ex. (250 lbs.)
    No guys on my lap. (except my grandson.)
    If she was my wife's sister.
      June 20, 2021 12:50 PM MDT
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