1. The 13+ hour plane trip. Unless you get an airbus, it's a long, cramped, claustrophobic trip.
2. The Pacific ocean. A plane weighs over 200 TONS. I don't care what the attendant says, I KNOW metal doesn't float! (Attention passengers, uh.. the turbulence you are feeling is due to the loss of one of the engines. Don't worry, the other engines have... (what? Oh S***!)"
((((((Shhhhhhh! I’ve spoken with you about this before! You’re not supposed to let on in public that you know where I keep it! Our secrets are our secrets! Don’t you realize how many people there are out there who want to take me down? Grrrrrrrrrr.)))))