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Jaimie

How do I successfully identify a shape shifter platypus masquerading as a human?

Posted - July 5, 2021
Tag : #shapeshifter

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  • 2960
    Ask if it has an iPhone.
      July 5, 2021 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    If I speak to him when he’s in platypus form people may think I am insane. I will just check his pockets.

      July 5, 2021 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 11159

    Shape shifting platypus first came to earth in the early 60s and studied human behavior. So to identify a shape shifting platypus masquerading as a  human you have to listen to their words and observe their clothes. A shape shifting platypus masquerading a  human will over use the words - groovey, far out, right on and wow man. A shape shifting platypus masquerading as a  human will also be dressed in tie dye t-shirts and they are usally bare footed or in sandals. Cheers! 

      July 5, 2021 4:13 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    What if he is a naked platypus? That could just mean platypus or 60’s hippy nudist shapeshifter. 

      July 5, 2021 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 11159
    It would be harder to tell if they were naked so what you have to do is take them out for a nice dinner and when the check comes say - I got the bill and the shape shifting platypus will say no I got the bill then shape shift back to its original form and show you its platypus bill. Cheers! 
      July 5, 2021 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Okay, I will try that. 
      July 9, 2021 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Try to grab its spur and see what happens! 
      July 5, 2021 4:22 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    I don’t think I’ll like the results of grabbing his spear whether regular platypus or shapeshifter. 

      July 5, 2021 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Spur, not spear! LOL! 

    But, yeah. Totally. 
      July 5, 2021 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Oh! I don‘t know what the difference is lol. 
      July 9, 2021 3:46 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Male platypus have a venomous spur on their ankles. You wouldn't want to grab them. :) 

    https://www.britannica.com/science/spur-animal-appendage
      July 10, 2021 3:52 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    Oh, the only platypus I know is Perry and he doesn’t have a venomous spur Cos he’s a cartoon.  
      July 10, 2021 6:55 AM MDT
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  • 581
    Put out some worms.  They love to eat worms. This post was edited by ONeg-84 at July 9, 2021 3:58 PM MDT
      July 5, 2021 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    The platypus likes worms or shapeshifter or both? 

      July 5, 2021 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 581
    The platypus does.
      July 5, 2021 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Okay, thanks. 
      July 9, 2021 3:46 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Show him some platypus porn.  If he really really over-enjoys it, we know we’re dealing with a platypus shapeshifter man!




    This post was edited by Livvie at July 9, 2021 3:59 PM MDT
      July 5, 2021 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    Wonder what my assigned FBI internet monitor will think about me searching up platypus porn.


      July 9, 2021 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    Why would they care aboot you,eh?
      July 9, 2021 4:01 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Everyone has their own FBI agent assigned to them to monitor their internet activity. I read that in the internet so it must be true 
      July 10, 2021 6:53 AM MDT
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