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now that I've had two doses of moderna is the government going to activate my microchip

Posted - July 15, 2021
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  • 581
    Only if you are a Republican. This post was edited by ONeg-84 at July 16, 2021 6:57 AM MDT
      July 15, 2021 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    Only if you got vaccinated in the US. Canada doesn't do that (or that's the official story, anyway).
      July 15, 2021 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    IKR, I haven’t figured out to hack and activate those microchips yet, either.  Oh, there it is!  I just figured it out!  I’m in.  Watch me make that person over there do funny things.  This could be fun! 



    Oh.  He wasn’t supposed to do THAT!  Eww.


    This post was edited by Livvie at August 4, 2021 12:55 AM MDT
      July 16, 2021 1:35 AM MDT
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  • 34272
    They will save that for later. Lol
      July 16, 2021 5:42 AM MDT
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  • 1953
    That's been activated, as a matter of fact it was activated before they pulled that needle out of your arm.
      July 16, 2021 6:30 AM MDT
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  • 44608
    Just get one of these. How is you son doing?

      July 16, 2021 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    hes honestly kind if evil. he learned how to spit so now he spits all over the place and laughs 
      July 16, 2021 5:11 PM MDT
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  • Well you should be happy .. now if you get lost, your owners can find you.
    I got the Pfizer vaccines ... I glow in the dark.  
      August 3, 2021 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    I wonder what the J&J does.
      August 3, 2021 4:08 PM MDT
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  • I think you just get a lifetime supply of Band-aids with that one.
      August 3, 2021 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    No talcum powder?
      August 3, 2021 4:53 PM MDT
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  • That's your second choice along with Q-tips.
      August 3, 2021 4:55 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Q-Tips can cause ear cancer. And I think Band-Aids can cause skin cancer.
      August 3, 2021 4:57 PM MDT
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  • Then the next prize would be a trip to a wind farm ... but that causes cancer too.  
      August 3, 2021 4:59 PM MDT
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