Meanwhile, when you’re Canadian and you’re bored out of your gourd . . .

I spend some spare time making construction blueprints for the Inuit people to build structurally sound igloos that will last them for a long and freezing winter.

I recently found out that I am an "honorary" dual citizen ... US/Canada ... because my mother was Canadian -- even though she was a naturalized US citizen.  I guess I'm only half bored out of my gourd then.