Why won’t you go down the stairs?

 

  If that’s how she likes to dress, that’s how she likes to dress. Meh. 

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their his (or her)

What if you don't know if it's a him or her?

Pick one, usually his.

And risk guessing wrong or offending someone who identifies as some other gender?  LOL

I'll have to train myself to use hirs, I guess.

LOL

 

  That’s the exact reason for including the word “or”.
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Maybe it was a "cojoined twin" ... or someone with multiple personalities.  LOL

cojoined conjoined

Nah, I didn't see any ankle chains.

  That depends on a lot of things. Tell me what you like and I’ll see if it’s down there. If it’s not there now, go on down anyway, get comfy, and I’ll go out to see if I can find it for you. I aim to please.
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I don't step down.  You have to step up if you want to be with me.

 

  I’ll put your name on the list and get to you when I can.
  (I’m in no hurry, folks; they all come around eventually.)

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Shirley you have herd of the "Stairway to Heaven." That is the stairway I want to be on.  :  )

  I’d play it on the piano for you, but I’m no good at it. The only musical instruments I know how to play are the radio, iHeart, and the jukebox. 

(P.S. And please don’t call me “Shirley”. I’m randy, I’m always randy. Grrrrrrr.)

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What is the "iHeart"?

 

  It’s an online music and podcast service. 

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O, ok thanks. 

 

  I promise to protect you. In fact, I’ll be right at your side the entire time. Trust me.
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