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Stu Spelling Bee

In days of old, when knights were bold, and _______________!

for example...toilets not yet invented, they lay their load upon the road and then walked off, contented!

Posted - August 21, 2021
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  • 13395
    ..And then somebody invented asphalt so they could cover over all that crap.
      August 21, 2021 12:45 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    LOL! But I think toilets came about first.
      August 21, 2021 12:48 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    It was discovered that asphalt was used around 5000 BC.
      August 21, 2021 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 2132
    Well. Thank you Stu! You rule like a very cool guy and I admire your intelligence. Quite some ballsy lyrics with that song by Aerial smith. Haha Aerosmith.
    ,
    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 22, 2021 7:56 AM MDT
      August 21, 2021 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Also, if that was its true purpose, it would have more aptly named "a$$fault!" LOL. This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at August 21, 2021 2:29 PM MDT
      August 21, 2021 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    I'm not clever enow to answer.
      August 21, 2021 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    ...and beautiful daughters for wives were sold
      August 21, 2021 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Ukrainians?
      August 21, 2021 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    What?  Is this only about Ukrainians? 
      August 21, 2021 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Mail order brides and stuff. You started it. LOL
      August 21, 2021 2:22 PM MDT
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  • 17614
      August 21, 2021 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 2132
    I know the rest Element..."Ruled by lords and queens" Right? 
    You had this in mind right Stu?

    Kings and Queens

    Long ago in days untold
    Were ruled by Lords of greed
    Maidens fared with gold
    They dared to bare their wombs that bleed
    Kings and queens and guillotines
    Taking lives denied
    Starch and parchments laid the laws
    When bishops took the ride
    Only to deceive
    Oh I know I lived this life before
    Somehow know now truths I must be sure
    Tossin turnin' nightmares burnin' dreams of swords in hand
    Sailin' ships the Viking spits the blood of father's land
    Only to deceive
    Living times of knights and mares
    Raising swords for maidens fair
    Sneer at death fear only loss of pride
    Living other centuries
    Deja vu or what you please
    Follows true to all who do or die
    Screams of no reply they died
    Screams of no reply and they died
    Lordy lordy and then then they died
    Lordy no then they died
    (Bass solo)
    (Guitar solo)
    Died
    Live and do or die
    (Long ago were days I told... Lord they died)
    (Kings and queens and guillotines...)
    And they died
    Live and no reply
    For they died
    Screams of no reply
    For they died
    (Long ago were days I told...)
    (Kings and queens and guillotines...)
    Lordy, Lordy, they died

    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 22, 2021 7:57 AM MDT
      August 21, 2021 2:24 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    In days of old
    when knights were bold
    and mead flowed like water,
    If you weren't drunk
    you were a monk
    and rarely did you totter. 
      August 21, 2021 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 492
    maidens had grace.
      August 21, 2021 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    People stunk because they didn't bathe. 
      August 22, 2021 8:35 PM MDT
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