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"I'd always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn't even put her in the oven."-PG Wodehouse

What clever, pithy quotes, famous or otherwise, do you love?

Posted - September 4, 2021
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  • 44649
    Some Yogi-isms:

    Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded.
    When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
    A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
      September 4, 2021 5:00 PM MDT
    5

  • 17614
    You can put kittens in the oven but that don't make 'em biscuits!
      September 4, 2021 7:04 PM MDT
    3

  • 44649
    Roast kitty...yummy.
      September 5, 2021 7:32 PM MDT
    3

  • 17614
    We used to hear this when northerners moved into the area and then called themselves southerners.  It doesn't work like that.  ;)
      September 5, 2021 11:16 PM MDT
    1

  • 13395
    Always consider your boss crazy and you will always be right and remain in good standing.
      September 5, 2021 10:24 AM MDT
    3

  • 23641

    People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.
      November 8, 2021 9:07 PM MST
    3

  • 23641

    I scream
    You scream . . .
    the police come, it gets awkward.

     
    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at November 9, 2021 10:29 AM MST
      November 8, 2021 9:09 PM MST
    2