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Humorous answers, please. What are 3 things you’d NEVER do to keep from getting fired from your job?

 

 Mine:
1) Allow full access to my Tilde Vault that is located just 15 feet off of company grounds
2) Stop eating sandwiches when I’m supposed to be working
3) Ordering items from Dungeon Aficionado Monthly Magazine and charging my expenditures to the company account 


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Posted - October 6, 2021
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  • 16763
    1. Kiss the boss's a$$.
    2. Refrain from AM when off the clock.
    3. Stop eating Vegemite - it's one of the basic food groups, essential to survival.
      October 6, 2021 9:03 PM MDT
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  • 10636

    * Clean out the fridge in the employee break room (no job is worth having to confront the "It").

    * Walk the boss's new mistress' kid's pet skunk Lucy every morning (gotta draw the line somewhere).

    * Work (wait, why is security heading this direction?). 

      October 6, 2021 11:46 PM MDT
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  • 53504
    [~]
      October 7, 2021 6:55 AM MDT
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  • 2999
    Sleep with the boss unless I'm married to him.  
    Start eating Vegemite.  
    Stop eating Ice Cream.
      October 7, 2021 2:45 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      CEO Randall “Randy D” Randolph consults his checklist:

    • She does not like Vegemite 
    • She likes ice cream 
    • She is not currently an employee of RD Enterprises Unlimited 






    “Hmmmm, may I extend to you a job offer?”
    ~

      October 7, 2021 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    hahahaha
      October 7, 2021 6:44 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    I would not engage in anything illegal in order to keep a job.  I never had a boss who would even consider asking me to. 
      October 8, 2021 3:28 PM MDT
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