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Randy D

Sure, I’ll serve her breakfast in bed, but I’m not obligated to say I also made a platter full of sandwiches all for myself, right?

  “Here you are, Honey  I’m just going to pop downstairs to the kitchen to make sure I turned off the stove and to clean up a little bit. I’ll be back later!”
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Posted - October 10, 2021
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  • 10636
    The kind of breakfast a man serves a women in bed -  bread "briquettes", cold water with one coffee bean floating on top, raw eggs with bits of broken egg shell on top in a "smiley face", and a bowl of uncooked oatmeal mixed with milk.   And he dirtied every dish in the house to make it.

    Man - "luv you, hon.  I gotta go to work now; see you tonight."

    Woman - "why, thank you.  This is so thoughtful of you". (while in her mind she's thinking - "either he's having an affair, or he's destroyed something I liked.)
      October 10, 2021 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      Hold on, you mean to say no egg shells are supposed to be in the cooked food? I thought they add flavor! Grrrrrrr.
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      October 10, 2021 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    They're in the shape of a smiley face.  What better way to say I love you?  (besides, they're full of calcium)
      October 10, 2021 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      She does need roughage, you know.
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      October 10, 2021 2:19 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    Isn't that what that room in the basement is for?
      October 10, 2021 11:34 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      ((((Shhhhhh! Even though the police department claims they’re no longer investigating me, I never know what the district attorney’s office is doing. Grrrrrrr.))))
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      October 11, 2021 5:58 AM MDT
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  • 16764
    You made them yourself? What is WRONG with you, man? You've got a Harem full of sammich-making slaves! This post was edited by Slartibartfast at October 11, 2021 3:08 PM MDT
      October 11, 2021 3:11 AM MDT
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