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Do you avoid using the words “sandwich” and “sandwiches” because it causes Randy D to immediately show up on your doorstep?

 


 

Posted - October 29, 2021
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  • 10629
    No, I avoid them because they contain acid.
      October 29, 2021 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Wait, what?

    :(

      October 29, 2021 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 10629
    I stumped you?  I figured for sure you'd understand my answer.  sAnDwICh 
      October 29, 2021 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    It's on the list.
      October 29, 2021 5:08 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Last night in a dream I had, you rescinded every single one of those restraining orders! Grrrrrrr.



    ~

      October 29, 2021 9:34 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Yes. And I regularly yell out "vegemite" and "mayonnaise" for good measure. 
      October 30, 2021 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      I hope you realize that just summons up demons, ok?

      October 30, 2021 10:34 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Thanks for the warning. I'll burn a little sage while I say them and no worries about pesky demons. 
      October 31, 2021 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 53502


      Or, you could just let me in, and we can cuddle on your sofa for a few hours. My comforting presence will help calm you during the demonic invasion.


    ~

      October 31, 2021 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    I only need to add one key word to make sure he stays FAR away ...

      October 30, 2021 10:23 PM MDT
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