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Neither one.
Dog says - "Bark! Bark!" (translation - My good master, there is a cat thinking about entering the property 9.21 miles to the southeast. Let me go out and stop this atrocious activity")
Hunan Says, "Shut the ---- up! Its 3 in the morning!"
Dog hears - "What did you say"
Human says - "dodj snuggums wunts da bony-wony? Dodj hez? Dodj hez? yez hez doz; yez hez doz"
Dog hears - cjghdfhgdo gjdofgjodifjghdfoi" But since the tones are high it must mean, "wag tail happily".