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Randy D mathematics:
If the truck full of Vegemite is on a lonely deserted road, an “unfortunate accident” might occur, and the Vegemite shipment never makes it to the docks.
If the Vegemite shipment never makes it to the docks, it cannot be loaded on the ships
If the Vegemite shipment cannot be loaded on the ships, it cannot be shipped to the United States.
If the Vegemite shipment cannot be shipped to the United States, Randy D will be very happy.
Randy D must do everything in his power to stop this cruel act from taking place.
Randy D must go on holiday in Australia with the cover story of visiting the world-famous opera house and feeding koalas, while secretly going on a mission to halt a Vegemite shipment. Shhhhhhh!
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