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If you could keep a cow in your backyard, who would do the milking?

Posted - December 28, 2021
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  • 44649
    I guess I would. My wife could do the mucking.
      December 28, 2021 1:00 PM MST
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  • 19937
    This presupposes that I have a back yard.  I do not.  Ergo, there would be no place for me to keep a cow.
      December 28, 2021 2:12 PM MST
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  • 13277
    What, no spare bedroom?
      December 28, 2021 2:35 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Nope - I have a one-bedroom apartment. :)
      December 28, 2021 7:16 PM MST
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  • 1952
    I'd milk that old heifer, then I'd make butter and cheese. :)
      December 28, 2021 2:17 PM MST
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  • 13277
    I have a backyard, but I keep supermarkets for milk instead of a cow. I don't have a cow, man!
      December 28, 2021 2:19 PM MST
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  • 13395
    How about a goat?
      December 28, 2021 2:21 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Tree.
      December 28, 2021 2:35 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I googled goat tree and there is such a thing as 'goat tree'  Amazing!
      December 28, 2021 3:01 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Indeed.
      December 28, 2021 3:02 PM MST
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  • 11087
    I would put a sign in the front yard that's says 'Free milk in back. Bring your own milk pail'.
      December 28, 2021 2:58 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Would be fun watching amateurs trying to milk a cow.
      December 28, 2021 4:15 PM MST
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