[Even worse, guac AND mayo! What’s next, guac, mayo AND that vile, horrid Vegemite? I can’t do this, I really can’t. I’ll need a moment, please.]
Grrrrrrr.
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You expect me, Randall D Randall, to endorse an utterly putrid mixture of the two worst concoctions which on their own are already poisonous and death-inducing? I offer only this as my response:
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