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Maurice214

Do tilde collectors keep their collections in the attic at night?

If they die in their sleep, they can pick the collection up on the way to heaven.

Posted - January 4, 2022
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  • 6023
    It doesn't work that way.
    When you die, your possessions have to be converted to a spiritual form.
    The simplest way to accomplish this is to burn them, which is why earlier cultures had funeral pyres.
      January 4, 2022 2:52 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Blasphemy!



      January 5, 2022 6:27 AM MST
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  • 16829
    Hard core collectors tend to be paranoid, so they keep them in a vault between the basement harem dungeon and the subbasement sammich making dungeon, to prevent them from being stolen. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at January 5, 2022 10:49 AM MST
      January 5, 2022 1:50 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      I’m not one of the paranoid ones; I just think that most people are out to harm my tildes. 

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      January 5, 2022 6:28 AM MST
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  • 11089
     No sizeable tilde collection was come by honestly. That's why the collections are kept in the basement. Same reasoning, different direction. 
      January 5, 2022 10:04 AM MST
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      Gee, if I could arrange to have all my meals delivered to me down here, I’d never have to leave!  Oops, can’t stay and talk right now, I just received an alert on the tildes_to_you website of a discount on a new batch coming from Lagos. I have to contact my bank to beg for yet another advance on my already overextended credit. This usually takes quite a lot of arguing, so I’ll be unavailable for a little while. Grrrrrrr. 




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      January 5, 2022 11:20 AM MST
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