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Stu Spelling Bee

Have you heard? Randy and I are going to be TV stars! Watch for our new series.

In the grammar justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the grammar police, who investigate infractions and cite suspects, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. ~

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Posted - February 14, 2022
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  • 2999
    Now this I believe.  :   )
      February 14, 2022 10:48 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      You wouldn’t by any chance be one of those groupies who try to get backstage and/or into my dressing room, would you? (Wink, wink.)



    ~

      February 14, 2022 12:57 PM MST
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  • 2999
    I don't seem able to get past your body guard!
      February 14, 2022 3:20 PM MST
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  • 13277
    body guard bodyguard
      February 14, 2022 7:48 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Shouldn't that last line read "To annoy and harass"? 




      February 14, 2022 6:47 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Annoy and harass whom? Poor grammar and spelling is annoying, and suspects bring it on themselves.
      February 14, 2022 7:51 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Annoying to whom? 

    Annoying is in the eye of the beholder, Stuart. 
      February 15, 2022 6:35 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Exactly my point.
      February 15, 2022 7:37 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I feel like Joni Mitchell most of the time. 

     


      February 16, 2022 7:49 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Me and umm, that other person who are bad at grammar and english language stuff, is auditioning for the roll of the villains.  I think we got a pretty good chance of getting it.
      February 14, 2022 7:41 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

    ~

      February 14, 2022 11:45 PM MST
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  • 10993
    I'm not into grammar shaming.
      February 15, 2022 4:59 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Stu, the producers have hired the show’s defense attorney character. I like her, I like her. I can see how the screenwriters can work a love/hate relationship into the plot lines as she clashes with us on duty yet becomes my love interest off duty. The ratings will go through the roof!


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      February 15, 2022 7:35 AM MST
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  • 13277
    Like Joyce Davenport and Captain Frank Furillo on Hill Street Blues!
      February 15, 2022 7:38 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Exactly!


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      February 15, 2022 8:39 PM MST
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  • 13277
    "I love you, pizza man!"

    No show would get away with a line like that today.
      February 15, 2022 10:09 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Updated line, she says: “I love you, sandwich man!”
    ~

      February 16, 2022 7:22 AM MST
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  • 13277
    LOL.
      February 16, 2022 10:15 AM MST
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