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What force(s) on Earth might cause Randy D to forever abandon tildes, live on guacamole and Vegemite toast slathered with mayonnaise

while traveling to snowy and frozen locations to give motivational speeches in ruptured Ebonics for no salary about the virtues of monogamy and the importance of respecting frivolous, recurring and overlapping restraining orders?

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Posted - February 26, 2022
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  • 44649
    mayonaise
      February 26, 2022 12:29 PM MST
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  • 44649
    A court-order. We know you are a law-abiding citizen.
      February 26, 2022 12:30 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Thank you.
      ~

      September 29, 2022 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 10662
    If I tell you her nam... uh.. (ahem)... I mean, if I tell you i'll be disclosing my secret weapon. 
      February 26, 2022 1:31 PM MST
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  • 53524
    Typo. 
      September 29, 2022 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 10662
    No, I'm pretty sure its B positive.
      September 29, 2022 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    You've promised that before and I'm still not buying it.
      February 27, 2022 8:45 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Wait, Baby, I can change, I really can!
      ~

      February 27, 2022 11:46 PM MST
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