What are some professions or job titles that include the name of a particular/specific food?

 

  Wait, half of your entries involve consumption of animal flesh! Are you feeling ill? 

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They're not MY professions. 

I'm very well, thank you. 

 

  I didn’t say they’re your professions, I said they’re your entries, as in your answers to the posted question.
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If we're going to get technical, neither involve consumption of animal flesh. A meatcutter doesn't have to eat it, just cut it. And the Hamburglar isn't even real! 


Maybe you need a sandwich. Have the Hamburglar steal one for you. 

 

  “The Hamburglar isn’t even real”? What kind of sick, twisted, psychopathic mind comes up with such vile blasphemy? Bite your tongue, Woman! And even worse than that, one second later, you’re saying that the supposedly nonexistent Hamburglar should swipe a sammich for me. You really love playing head games with sandwich-lovers, don’t you? Grrrrrrr. 

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  Objection! The witness is being vague and unresponsive with that testimony:

 “Any agricultural food farmer”

  I move that the bench orders the answer be stricken from the record and that the witness be compelled to come up with a more precise one, Your Honor! Grrrrrrrr. 

(J/k!)

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