I have in front of me what I consider to be quite possibly the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. It is a medium, so it’s supposed to feed four adults, we ordered the works: thick crust, mozzarella, pepperoni, ground beef, diced ham, mushrooms, green peppers, red peppers. It is cut into six slices, piping hot, smells delicious, looks great. We pulled up the first slice, the pizza has absolutely no crust in its center. The only true cut crust is around the outer edge but within one or 2 inches of the slice heading towards the center there is no thick crust, no thin crust, no crust at all. The toppings form a stew in the middle of the pizza that falls apart when you try to pick up a slice. Not the be deterred, we plunged on. Once we corralled our slices and tried to eat them, it turns out that the vegetables are cold as if they were frozen and merely added to the pizza as an afterthought just before giving it to me. The ham is rubbery and chewy as if it were three days too old, the ground beef is raw and mooing, the portion of the crust that does exist around the edge, although it’s burnt on the bottom, its inside is not done all the way, so it’s doughy and gooey.
The wait in line just to put in the order was approximately 20 minutes, so I missed all of the action because it can’t see it from that concession line. I was told it would take approximately 20 minutes for the pizza mediate to be done. I went back 15 minutes later and I had to wait another 20 minutes, a total of 35 minutes.
See? I told everyone that we just should have had sandwiches. Did they listen??Noooooooo! “You always eat sandwiches, Randall. Why not change things up a bit every now and then?” Grrrrrrr.
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