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Would you prefer (bad) sandwich jokes?
* Every time my wife burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache...
I guess I’m black toast intolerant.
* What do you use to make an Argument Sandwich?
Disagree-dients.
And for the grammar police –
* You know, it’s amazing how a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence
For example:
-Jane ate her friend's sandwich.
-Jane ate her friend's colon.
Ok, you’ve truly earned this one.
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I like mayo, especially on my BLT.
For a BLT to be good; the lettuce needs to be fresh and crisp, the bacon should be just this side of burned (very crisp no soft fatty yuck) the tomatoes home grown and good quality bread.
I like a grilled cheese made with longhorn cheese but not gobs and gobs but a medium amount and real flavorful butter. Tomato soup is good with a grilled cheese.
Wait, you like mayonnaise? That’s it, I want an immediate divorce. Grrrrrrr.
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Information that was (purposefully) withheld from me at courtin’ time. Grrrrrrr.
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