Looking at various stages of life, what are some things we’re expected to share with other people? (Think far outside the box.)

Little kid - your cookies (share one with your sister)
Middle school - your gum (did you bring enough for the entire class?)
College - your class notes (you go and take notes, while go and par - tay!)
Newlywed - your paycheck (babe, lingerie isn't free)
New parent - diaper changing duty (but I'm watching the game).
Parent of a college student - Your Netflix password (oh, come on, dad, everyone does it)
Old - your burial plot (I'll be beside you forever and ever).

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