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Word has it that the two of them aren’t very much interested in each other romantically, intimately, sexually, bedroomily, mattressily, hanky-pankily, kanoodlely . . .
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Personally, I wouldn’t know anything whatsoever about that sort of thing. Please ask someone else, thank you.
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When it comes to the ladies, Randy D can always find a loophole.
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At least I look for loopholes! You can’t find them if you don’t look for them!
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Trust me, I’ll point some of them out to you!
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Lost in my eyes, lost in my arms, lost by my charms; I get all of that a lot. Just let yourself go, you’ll grow more accustomed to this over time.
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