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Randy D

You’ve just been sentenced to 60 days of hard labor making sandwiches in the dungeon, then it’s revealed the judge is Randy D’s great uncle.

What would you do?




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Posted - July 15, 2022
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  • 2999
    Run away...fast.
      July 15, 2022 9:33 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Er, um, I’d advise against that if I were in your shoes. Livvie has already tried to escape from my grasp on several occasions, and I easily caught her each and every time. Getting away from The Rand Man is not as easy as it looks.  


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      July 15, 2022 3:12 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    I would figure out a way to turn the sandwiches into something evil.

      July 15, 2022 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Gee, I hadn’t considered that possibility: something being slipped into my sandwiches. I’d better call Uncle Melvin and see if you can’t be sent to the County Jail instead. Grrrrrrr.




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      July 15, 2022 2:51 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    My stepdaughter works at our county jail and knows the Sheriff. I'd be out in an hour, no bail.
      July 15, 2022 2:58 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Sounds like aiding and abetting the escape of a prisoner, malfeasance and dereliction of duty to me. They have a women’s detention wing there too, don’t they? She’ll most likely join its population. Let me give Uncle Melvin a call . . . Grrrrrrr. 

     


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      July 15, 2022 3:19 PM MDT
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