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Could a very sexy and very flirty woman convince Randy D to eat Vegemite, guacamole, and/or mayonnaise, or is that just crazy talk?

 

 

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Posted - October 6, 2022
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  • 10664
    She'd have to be VERY sexy and VERY skilled in flirting to get.... 

    (sigh)  

    Who am I trying to kid? 

    We all know that even if a slightly okay looking female happened to lose one of her fake eyelashes and it floated in his direction, he'd gladly eat  vegemite.  And if she happened to mutter, "whoops" at the time, he'd eagerly polish off a bottle of mayonnaise as well.



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    Such desperation. 

      October 6, 2022 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 53531

     

      I disagree with you vehemently; she is NOT desperate! Grrrrrrr.
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      October 6, 2022 1:42 PM MDT
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  • 10664
    (ha ha)  Not her...     
      October 6, 2022 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 3025
    They could if it was served just the way he likes it.  For example here is a picture of a melon (not so sure about the spelling, haha) with mayonnaise on it.
      October 6, 2022 4:59 PM MDT
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  • 53531

    Ewwwwww.


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      October 7, 2022 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 3025
    hahaha well I think you like the melon at least. 
      October 7, 2022 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 53531

     

     Why did you have to taint it, though?

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      October 23, 2022 8:23 AM MDT
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  • 11136
    Of course.  He's only pretending to dislike it so women will prepare delicious, mayonnaise-based dishes and coax him to eat some.

    via GIPHY

      October 6, 2022 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 53531

     

      The visual insinuation there is classic! The supposition, however, is way off base.  There are lots of things I’d do or have done or could do to get women to make sandwiches for me, but no mayonnaise is involved whatsoever. Grrrrrrr.
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      October 7, 2022 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 3025
    The only mayo I like is Hellmans and Best Foods which are the same product with different names. Any other mayonnaise is icky, I agree. 
      October 23, 2022 8:45 AM MDT
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  • 53531


      Grrrrrrr. Even the slightest acceptance of any mayonnaise whatsoever violates the terms and conditions of your contract with me . . . 

     

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      October 23, 2022 8:56 AM MDT
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  • 16843
    Not even if Jane made it. His reaction ...
      October 6, 2022 10:22 PM MDT
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  • 53531

     

     

      Wait, Jane’s available and willing? I didn’t know, I didn’t know! I may have to rethink things!
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      October 7, 2022 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 11136
    I don't even know how to make a sandwich without mayonnaise. 
      October 7, 2022 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 53531

     

      That means you and I are not compatible and therefore can never be together . . . hey, wait.


    :(

      October 7, 2022 9:22 AM MDT
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