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You need to get rid of Randy D for a while, so you send him on a wild goose chase. What do you tell him to seek?

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Posted - October 29, 2022
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  • 2999
    If I move to a warm country will he join me?  It would be a real adventure.  I am serious, it's time for me to change my surroundings if I am able. It would be more fun with Randy D.  I should have made the move years ago and let Randy D. join me whenever he got through doing whatever he is doing.  My clock is running out of time to do anything more in my life.   This post was edited by Honey Dew at October 30, 2022 9:17 AM MDT
      October 29, 2022 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

    Not in keeping with the premise of the question at ALL! Now where have you taken me?


    ~

      October 29, 2022 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    To Greece, they are giving away houses for $1.00 but you have to live there.  Think of the history every time you enter your abode; the smell of every meal ever cooked there, every sandwich ever made.  It will be like camping out and guaranteed no mayonnaise since there is no refrigerator due the lack of electricity.  Candle lit evenings of just the two of us gazing into each others eyes while the rustle of the occasional mouse, a relative of ancient times, reminds us to keep our feet on the warm couch. Unless you have a better idea.  ;  ) This post was edited by Honey Dew at October 30, 2022 3:17 PM MDT
      October 30, 2022 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 53502
      October 30, 2022 10:27 AM MDT
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  • 2999
    OH, and there is a view of the nearby ocean.  I knew you would like it, I knew it, yay.  
      October 30, 2022 1:10 PM MDT
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  • 16756
    The World Sammich Exposition in Montevideo.
    A major tilde hoard hidden in Mozambique.
    An Anti-Vegemite demonstration in Helsinki.
      October 29, 2022 7:22 PM MDT
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  • 53502


      Randy D has departed Australia and arrived in Uruguay! 



    Hey, wait . . . they have sammiches in Australia too! I’ve been had! Grrrrrrr.

    :(

      October 29, 2022 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 16756
    Uruguayan sandwiches are MUCH less likely to have been produced on equipment that also processes a certain yeast extract to which you have such an an inexplicable aversion.
      October 29, 2022 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    What does who tell him to seek? Inquiring minds want to know.
      October 29, 2022 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 53502
    Thanks, edited!
    ~
      October 29, 2022 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 10628
    Somewhere in Los Angeles is a large billboard sign that says "Randy D LOVES mayo!", complete with picture of him smiling, while lusciously licking it off his fingers (sure doesn't look photoshopped).  

    A movie crew is about to start filming some shots for a upcoming major motion picture in that area.  They don't care about the billboard, however it will be quite visible in the background of many of their shots.  

    Unless you want the world to know the truth, you might want to cover up the billboard before they start filming.  


      October 29, 2022 9:22 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      “Must. Get. To. Los. Angeles. ASAP! Get out of the way, people! Life and death here! Grrrrrrr.”

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      October 29, 2022 11:10 PM MDT
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  • 44597
    Snipes.
    Chow line (100 feet)
    Relative bearing grease.
      October 30, 2022 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 10052
      October 30, 2022 8:13 PM MDT
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