What are some evil ways Slartibartfast might try to trick Randy D into eating Vegemite, and some equally evil ways
Randy D might try to trick Slartibartfast into eating peanut butter?
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I’ve decided to bury the hatchet and call a truce. Here is a peace offering for my ol’ pal Slart, a fresh batch of peanut butter cookies er, um, Vegemite biscuits piping hot out of the oven.
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Thanks, nice sentiment, but that’s not the point of the war.
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Slartibartfast (the Aussie) and I (the Yank) have an ongoing tongue-in-cheek rivalry over the love that many of the people of his country have for Vegemite and the love that many people of my country have for peanut butter, and each of us defends his own foodstuff while despising the other’s. He and I trade barbs about it all the time. It’s nothing that deserves receiving any more serious attention than it has ever emitted.
The question I’ve posted here isn’t about seeking other options nor seeking ways to back down from each other.
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