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Do you own anything with a lifetime warranty?

Posted - December 16, 2022
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  • 510
    Yes, Personality traits!!

      December 16, 2022 11:06 AM MST
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  • 44651
    Good for you. I was born without a personality.
      December 16, 2022 11:08 AM MST
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  • 510
    You got to be kidding! lol
      December 16, 2022 11:13 AM MST
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  • 44651
    Nah...just thought I would add a bit of humour to your day.
      December 16, 2022 11:31 AM MST
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  • 510
      December 16, 2022 11:34 AM MST
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  • 3830
    All of my internal organs.
      December 16, 2022 11:55 AM MST
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  • 10663
    I'd read the fine print on that warranty if I were you.  

    NO WARRANTY.  Your body has been provided to you solely on an “AS IS” basis.  Your body may (A) have limited features; (B) function for a limited period of time; or (C) have other limitations that other similar bodies may/may not have.  Your body’s creator disclaims all other warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, and fitness for a particular purpose.

      December 16, 2022 3:27 PM MST
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  • 3830
    You are correct, but should one of my critically needed internal organs stop working, that would be the end of my life, so it wouldn't matter if the other organs were still viable.  In fact, I hope they are as I'm planning on donating them. This post was edited by Spunky at January 24, 2024 11:46 AM MST
      December 17, 2022 10:09 AM MST
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  • 10663
    A shower.  I had it installed back in 2009.  Since then, they've had to come up here 4 times and "fix" it.  The fourth time (2021), the owner himself came up, ripped the old one completely out and replaced it with a new one. 
      December 16, 2022 3:11 PM MST
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  • 53526

    Lol, funny cartoon!

    Yes, I do, as a matter of fact: this body beautiful.  

    ~

      December 16, 2022 6:55 PM MST
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  • 44651
    I feel ya.

      December 16, 2022 7:38 PM MST
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  • 844
    Lol, funny cartoon photo caricature!
      January 27, 2023 11:38 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      I know, right?
      Thanks, though.
      ~

      January 27, 2023 2:16 PM MST
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  • 329
    Yes, a few guns.
      December 16, 2022 7:39 PM MST
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  • 17614
    Moen faucets
    Washing machine tub
    Jansport backpack
    Cutco knives
    L L Bean stuff

    I got a lot of L L Bean and Jansport items replaced while my kids were growing up. 

     
      December 16, 2022 10:26 PM MST
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  • 952
    Opinions!
      January 27, 2023 10:58 AM MST
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  • 53526
      January 27, 2023 2:24 PM MST
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