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(((Shhhhh! You don’t have to answer their questions and you are free to go at any time! They’re just trying to trick you in order to get to ME! Now clam up and get out of there right away!)))
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That’s the spirit! I just KNEW you were the right woman for the job! You’re tops with me, Baby!
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(((((Jane? Jane who?)))))
There’s a Jane? Doesn’t ring a bell. Maybe I should check both current and former rosters. She might be a minor player, or one of the ones I’ve had to let go.
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Don’t you remember?
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Folks, she’s so enamored with me that she doodles my name everywhere, and she’s even had all of her jewelry etched, embossed, or engraved with it. Lust knows no bounds!
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Yes, Dearie.
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Oh, you mean “Randy’s Kryptonite”? See you later, bye!
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