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Did you hear about Matt Gaetz and Mike Rogers?

During the House speaker vote Matt Gaetz and Mike Rogers almost got into a fight. When Rogers lunged at Gaetz - out of habit Gaetz said - sir I don't even know your teenage daughter (stole that joke from a talk show host). Cheers!

Posted - January 10, 2023

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  • 10466
    Hmmm... two "jokes" had a "punch"-line.  All that's missing is the bar. 
      January 10, 2023 4:53 PM MST
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  • 10513
    What do you mean? Cheers!
      January 11, 2023 6:44 AM MST
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  • 32663
    Play on words.
    He is calling the Republicans involved "jokes."
    And playing off the "walked into a bar" jokes.
    And "punch-line" = an actual punch. 
      January 11, 2023 7:49 AM MST
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  • 10466
    My attempt at humor.

    1. Those 2 people are jokes (joke meaning: "a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate").  {Of course, most politicians are "jokes"}
    2. They wanted to punch each other out (oh, they were thinking it).  {One might call it a "punch-line"}
    3. As the old joke goes, "Two jokes walk into a bar...".  
      January 11, 2023 11:14 AM MST
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  • 10513
    Thank you for the explanation. I just made up a joke. Matt Gaetz walks into a bar and asks the bartender if there are any minors in the bar. The bartender says no so Matt Gaetz  leaves. Cheers!
      January 11, 2023 11:56 AM MST
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  • 32663
    It looked staged to me. 
      January 11, 2023 4:27 AM MST
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  • 10513
    Why would they stage something like that? Cheers?
      January 11, 2023 6:45 AM MST
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  • 32663
    Got you talking about them, didn't it. 
      January 11, 2023 7:08 AM MST
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  • 10513
    It got a lot of people talking about them. But it is not the kind of talk that will help them show that they are united or capable of governing. So I still can't see why they would stage something like that. Cheers! 
      January 11, 2023 7:22 AM MST
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  • 32663
    MAGA Republicans and establishment Republicans should not be united.  
      January 11, 2023 7:51 AM MST
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