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Gee, thank you, Jane S! I never really considered that as a viable possib . . .
. . . HEY, WAIT A SECOND! Grrrrrrr.
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Nope, I’ve never had the balance to do that correctly.
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This seems to me to be an indication that you’ve had too much time on airplanes and too much time in the air; you’re seeing things all wrong. I’ll need to examine you to make a more thorough diagnosis. Please proceed to the exam room located in the Sub-Basement Level. What’s that you asked? Am I really a doctor? Of course I am! I have a white lab coat on and I’m carrying a stethoscope, I must be a doctor! (Cough, cough.)
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Nobody authorized you to remodel ANYTHING down there! Nobody even authorized you to leave your cell dorm room in the first place, you’re not supposed to be moving around freely! Grrrrrrrrrrr.~
Oh, ye of little faith . . .
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