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Who in the heck is this April First chick, and why is she sending stuff to you but not to me? Is her middle name “First”, or is that her surname? Does she make good sandwiches (as in sans the three poisons)? She’s not claustrophobic and therefore no good in a basement setting, is she? How is her English grammar? Oh, her maternal grandma is Finnish and her paternal grandma is Russian? Well, when she gets finished rushing, tell her to pick up the pace and complete that map of Minneapolis hideaway locations for me. Grrrrrrr.
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