But wait . . . , the question is about NEGATIVES associated with those things. You were glad to get the Miracle Whip, right? (Grrrrrrrrrr.)
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Miracle Whip is mayonnaise with SUGAR in it. I don't want sugar on my club sandwich.

To me Miracle Whip tases awful compared to Hellman's or Best Foods Mayonnaise, the only thing I have in my refrigerator. 

 

  It’s over between us. Clear out all of your stuff and don’t let the screen door hit you where The Good Lord split you. Grrrrrrr.

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Leave my lady parts out of this.  

 

  Sorry. My entire adult life I’ve suffered from an incessant inability to ignore a lot a ladies’ parts. Meh, call it an affliction. Grrrrrrr.

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Hellman's/Best Foods is also adulterated mayonnaise. 

Ingredients: Soybean Oil, Water, Whole Eggs, Distilled Vinegar, Egg Yolks, Salt, Sugar, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Calcium Disodium EDTA (Used To Protect Quality), Natural Flavors. (and natural flavors is questionable, they never let you know what that is!)

Cains mayonnaise ingredients: soybean oil, egg yolks, water, distilled vinegar, sugar, contains 2% or less of: salt, apple cider vinegar, mustard flour.

Sir Kensington's Organic Mayo ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil; Organic Certified Humane Free Range Egg Yolks; Water; Organic Distilled Vinegar; Salt; Fair Trade Organic Cane Sugar; Organic Lemon Juice

I've been using Cains mayo for many years. It usually takes between four to six months to finish a jar. I've never had a problem with "deteriorating quality" despite the lack of Calcium Disodium EDTA in the product.

You will note that all of the above contain sugar. Also, Here's a really special product:

Sir Kensington's Avocado Oil Mayonnaise, $9.99 for a 12 oz. jar!

This post was edited by NYAD at June 11, 2023 8:05 PM MDT

 

  Hidden message received, Baby. The only sugar you want is from your Rand-Man. (((Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)))

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Go enjoy your mayo sweetened with high fructose corn syrup,  but quit the pretense that you don't like mayo. Next we'll find out that you drink coffee as long as it's full of sugar.

 

  Lol, nice try.
  Nope, I do neither mayo nor coffee. I don’t know where you got the assumption that just because I like sugar in certain products means that I automatically must enjoy mayonnaise and coffee. Besides, when someone has black coffee, there’s no sugar in that, correct?

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This post was edited by Randy D at June 11, 2023 8:05 PM MDT

I didn't think you did male. Nor did I say you actually like coffee. We apparently disagree about whether Miracle Whip is adulterated mayonnaise. 

Typo! Edited and corrected!

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It's always Jane with you, I just can't compete.  :  (

 

   (((((Don’t worry, Boss Lady, because what I have with Jane is nothing serious, she’s just a fling, truly a temporary diversion while I woo her into a false sense of infatuation to make her withdraw the latest fake revolving online restraining order she frivolously filed against me. You know you’re number one.)))))



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 I got you babe, my one and only.  Jane is always chasing you, it makes me jealous.  

OMG, the horror of it all. I mean that in all seriousness, Miracle Whip is not a pleasant product to me. 


This post was edited by Art Lover at June 11, 2023 12:10 PM MDT

Grrrrrrr.

Oh, no! Not another misguided avocado hater!

I wish I could tolerate them. To me, they taste disgusting! 

I get it. I feel that way about pasta.

 

   (((((Don’t worry, Jane Baby, it’s nothing serious what I have with Ansley, she’s just a fling, truly a temporary diversion while I await the expiration date of the latest fake online restraining order you playfully filed against me. You know you’re number one.)))))



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