[Oh, by the way, thank you for your support!
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With me, it’s always something new and unexpected.
Soon I’ll be in your city and needing a cozy and comfy place to stay, so spruce up the spare bedroom and make sure you have plenty of time to show me the sights. I’m not a cheap date, but I certainly am a fun one. Leave lots of room in your car for all of my luggage too.
P. S. You neglected to mention how you heard about us and your motivation to pitch in. Grrrrrrr.
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Ok, I’m game, but the neighbors will talk, you know.
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I’m randy Randy D; I always promise no hanky panky! I have to uphold my sterling reputation, don’t I? Now where were we? Oh yes, settling in for the night, you chose big spoon or little spoon to start off with, then we’ll switch after the first hour or so.
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Gee, this gets better and better!
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