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Hey, wait!
  
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I didn’t go that evening, I was too busy at home counting my tildes, posting new questions, making up lists, and correcting all the grammatical errors on the internet. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

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A fella has to have his priorities in line.

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 Slart, Slart, Slart (sigh), of course one should not expect her to be able to make the sandwich afterward, that’s a rookie move! The true aficionado has her make this sandwich beforehand, and taking her to bed after that is her reward!

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